If it sucks... Hit da bricks!!! Real winners quit

Hey if you ever see me reblog something and the OP is a shit stain of some variety pls let me know and I’ll delete it, the hellsite has changed quite a bit and tbh my reading comprehension isn’t what it used to be 🙃

manywinged:

manywinged:

there’s something compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.

also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.

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catchymemes:

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whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world

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ot3:

the thing about putting phineas and ferb and fullmetal alchemist in a poll against each other is that theyre doing such fundamentally different things that it’s like asking someone if a table saw or a sewing needle is their favorite tool. like what am i trying to accomplish here. with that said, i think if phineas and ferb had been in amestris they would have handled it

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ms-musers:

Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

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phantomrose96:

Funny to me to think about the whole “oh you say you don’t like <insert website> but you’ll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>” as like… trade exports between nations that all a little bit don’t like each other.

“Come try these grapes. They’re from Tiktok.” “OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don’t have the right terrain for them here.” “I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I’d never live there.” “Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!” “Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though.” “Absolutely wretched.”

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mzcain27:

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

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sinsear-aisteach:

sinsear-aisteach:

pros of corded headphones:

• Cant lose phone
• dont need to charge headphones
• they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

• Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

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book-of-baba-fett:

look i’m not the fic police, at the end of the day you can write your fics however you like. but certain things might be making people not read your fics just because of accessibility. these things are, but aren’t limited to:

• You only have one giant paragraph, so it’s just a wall of text
• Similar to the previous point, you don’t have paragraph breaks when a new character speaks
• you don’t include quotation marks
• tumblr specific: your fic isn’t under a readmore
• tumblr specific as well: your fic is all written in the smaller text (example: this way). This is just accessibility, and i’ve also heard this doesn’t work well with text to speech but maybe that has been resolved by now?
• you don’t post descriptions of your fics. this is something i;ve noticed a few times, because i’ll see fics and by glance it’s so hard to judge what they’re even about and i’m not likely to click a fic without a description because it might not be something i’m interested in.

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glowcowboy:

hi everybody in the world. can i have a hug

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